Kansas City Chiefs
There’s a type of Chiefs fan you know immediately. The one you don’t have to convince. They already bought the jersey. They’ve watched every playoff game with that lucky hoodie, sitting in that lucky seat, eating those lucky nachos and maintaining that absolutely rock solid belief that THIS time it felt different. BUYING FOR THAT PERSON is either going to be very easy or very difficult based on how well you know them. We wanted it to be easy regardless.
Dryanonymous isn’t about filling this list with The Obvious Stuff. The cheap team logo mug every stadium gift shop sells in bulk, the keyring that spends the rest of its life in a junk drawer or the gift that just screams “I know you like football.” That isn’t this. We’ve hunted down stuff that actually hits the mark, gifts that show you listened and cared enough about what kind of fan they are to pick something special.
Some of the Chiefs fans you’ll be buying for in this guide live and die by Arrowhead. They follow roster moves all offseason and have felt things about Patrick Mahomes that run deeper than touchdowns. If that’s who you’re buying for then know that the bar is high and we’ve done our best to hit it. Some of them are maybe newer fans? Got sucked in by the dynasty years and the zeitgeist halo these Chiefs have built around the team? Monkey and tyrannosaurus hoodies are RIGHT UP THEIR ALLEY.
What we’ve selected here works for a range of occasions because being a Chiefs fan isn’t something you only do at Christmas. Birthdays happen, watch parties are had, friends get new jobs and are ALSO into the Chiefs and you want to commemorate that shit. Everything in this collection works across all of those scenarios because we picked stuff with actual occasions in mind rather than shotgun blasting a shelf of officially licensed gear and banging this list together.
The Chiefs have been absurdly successful these last few years. Hell, they’ve been one of the most successful teams of the entire generatON. Their fans have naturally expanded in numbers and with it has come an even greater pool of people looking to buy something legit for the Chiefs fan in their life. We think we’ve nailed down the right stuff. Not the biggest list. The right stuff.