Grand Theft Auto
GTA isn’t something that belongs in a “game series” tab of your shopping resource. Grand Theft Auto is an institution like no other. As a video game series it’s in a class by itself, but the games also hold the title of cultural phenomenon, having been legitimately impacting pop culture for well over two decades. If someone likes GTA, they don’t simply “like” it. When did you first play San Andreas? Were you kidding around with friends when you discovered you could drive around Los Santos for hours without a mission active just because you could? Finding something to get that person can be wildly simple… or it can feel impossible if you don’t know where to look.
Because of that we decided to make a list. People that love GTA are hard to buy for because there is so much poorly made merchandise available. Shirts that barely qualify as shirts yet have the GTA series logo plastered across them slide right by without every gamer noticing how poorly ironic they truly are. Gross screensavers that take up space. Coffee mugs that will be broken by Christmas. We wanted to focus on goods that meant something, and understood the passion we have for the series.
Also worth mentioning? There are a lot of you guys. Teenagers playing GTA III when they were younger laughing with the person who played Vice City every day after school in the 2000s who both enjoy playing GTA Online competitively now. The.argumenters. People who appreciate the satire as much as the phenomenal story telling and craftsmanship that went into designing a game world as huge as it is. Fantastically absurd. If you choose the right present, you can target every kind of GTA player with your gift. Here on our list we’ve done the hard work for you by compiling gifts that will please each one.
The list we have here was compiled after digging through mounds of straight trash GTA merchandise. We’re not here to give you a big bundle of stupid things that just happen to have Grand Theft Auto sprayed on the label. Here you will find a smaller variety of gifts that we ourselves would purchase for another knowing they had played every game at least once and could recite GTA history forwards and backwards. We are proud of these picks. You should be too.